Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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