I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
this is an emotional support booty call
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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