No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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