what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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