i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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