dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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