Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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