if you like me you must not know who I am
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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