this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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