Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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