Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
