OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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