Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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