So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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