Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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