He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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