What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
you inspire me to be a worse person
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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