Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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