whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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