she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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