I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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