found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
babies were throwing up all over the place
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Randomize
