Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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