he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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