im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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