Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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