He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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