i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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