your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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