thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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