They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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