I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You can't just leave with hair like that
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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