How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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