and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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