I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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