Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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