dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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