high people should be assigned attendants
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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