dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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