Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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