I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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