I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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