So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
How does it feel to date your dad?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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