Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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