He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Green mimosas i think yes
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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