my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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