FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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