Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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