Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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