Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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