he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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