I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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