weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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