I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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