how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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