i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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