Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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