She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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