TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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