you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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