Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
